Survival's all I've ever know
Selection status: Natural
What comes next, let's evolve
I'm living off the fat of the land with animals
Blood and sweat, flesh and bone
Stranded on the sand, I stand alone
As I gather wood stacks, thatch and stone
To make spears and axes, better get your own
Unless a battle's what you're askin' for
Aggro me, I'll trash your home
Can you practice actin' passive? No!
I have a bow, do you wanna catch arrows?
Or get your back stabbed with a raptor toe?
Get some clothes, or you'll catch a cold
Slashin' and hackin', I stay active though
Bashin' carnivores like it's wack-a-mole
Trappin' 'em in a bola while I'm landin' blows
Pachy attack! That'll crack your dome
After I choke ya, as if a boa had your throat
You just croaked, like massive toad
Put the tribe on my back, like a saddle bro
Pack your travel bags and roam
Grab a hatchet, pull up your bootstraps and go
The map is vast, but your path's unknown
Call me tyrannosaur - I have the throne
I rise at the crack of dawn
Eat a couple stimberries, hold back a yawn
I'm a pterodactyl defecating
You're standing where I'm crappin' on
I'm a rappin' neanderthal
Ain't scared of sharp claws and massive jaws
I'm the reason you stay inside after dark
Because I practically run Jurassic Park
My world is a paradise with open doors
Climb up from the valley to the mountains
Set sail from the beaches to the northern shores
Adapt to the habitat I'm found in
This territory is mine
I'll light a fire tonight
I feel it rise in my temperature
No beast will take me alive
I set my sight on the skies
The apex predator
JT Machinima, Dan Bull
We're lighting a fire tonight
I wake up butt naked in the sand
Disorientated but making up a plan
My brain's a blank map for the lay of the land
Go back to the stone age, I take it in my hand
I'm into hard rock and heavy metal
The campfire fire blackens every pot and every kettle